April 2010
5 posts
squibble asked: If there were confessionals on Lost, I bet there would be a ton of talk about Kate, because she's a whore.
In CHSH news, I should be there. Provided there is rum there.
In CHSH news, I should be there. Provided there is rum there.
Anonymous asked: I'm AIDsy.
saidme asked: Um. I am fat and everyone will hate me and I have ugly fingernails and everyone will hate me and I am not interesting or smart and everyone will hate me and I never know what drink to order, so again, everyone will hate me. Also, fashion don't. But, I did that cute robot with the lollipop drawing and maybe I'm not that bad. PEOPLE, JUST REMEMBER THE ROBOT DRAWING.
alinasmith asked: I feel like maybe I'm kind of a better person than those who aren't coming. It's true. Y'all suck.
Now, where's that "anonymous" button?
Now, where's that "anonymous" button?
faneffingtastic asked: Sometimes at night, when I'm laying in my bed, I wonder about just how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. If only the poor woodchuck had some wood.
Then I eat another reese's cup and sob into my pillow because I am just *that* awesome.
Then I eat another reese's cup and sob into my pillow because I am just *that* awesome.
January 2010
35 posts
monkeytonenews asked: Dear Dr. Mr. Cargo Pants
What happens when I meet someone that I follow, but who doesn't follow me?
WIll it be awkward?
Should I just avoid those people?
Should I just act all fabulous and funny so they feel like they have been missing out?
Should I put on my denim and faux shearling jacket and act like the tough girl on the play ground and...
What happens when I meet someone that I follow, but who doesn't follow me?
WIll it be awkward?
Should I just avoid those people?
Should I just act all fabulous and funny so they feel like they have been missing out?
Should I put on my denim and faux shearling jacket and act like the tough girl on the play ground and...
gdub asked: Where the crap am I going to park my F150? Should've done the plane thing.
essdogg asked: I wish that Indefensible was coming so that I could see if the awesomeness oozing from his pores smells more like Drakkar or Axe Body Spray. Also, so we could talk politics.
indefensible asked: I wish I was coming because then my confession would be OH MY GOD WILL THESE PEOPLE BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH HOW FUCKING AWESOME I AM IN REAL LIFE? Then people would think I was a dick even more than they do now and when I turn out to be like a cool dude who helps little old ladies across the street and such then they would love me even more than ever thought possible.
PEACE OUT
PEACE OUT
Anonymous asked: I'm not nervous about meeting Internet people (I've done it many times already), but I am nervous about meeting Internet people who for some reason dislike me. Any tips?
monkeytonenews asked: Something you should know about me... you may think I wear too much makeup, but believe me, I don't.
mrsbadcrumble asked: poeks' latest post has me freaking out because DEAR GOD WHAT SORT OF EMAILS AND REQUESTS ARE YOU PEOPLE SENDING HER?
yowhatsthehaps asked: I don't wear cargo pants. But I do say lots of swears when I get nervous. DON'T TELL ON ME.
girlmonkey asked: My favorite comment in regards to this nervousness came from Sue (@GoNowGo), who said, "It's like a conference of the socially anxious. :)" This made me feel better.
thedelicateflwr asked: I sure wish I was going. If someone shows up and says they are me, it's an impostor. Unless she is a knockout hottie with a razor wit ... in that case it's totally me.
texburgher asked: I can't wait to smell the ocean and I'm really surprised nobody's proposed an all-night drum circle / bonfire at the beach as an activity. What kind of new age love hippies are you guys, anyway?
essdogg asked: I have a substantial beer belly. Yet I hardly drink any beer, or any other alcoholic beverage for that matter. I think I'll start referring to it as a "buffet belly."
calebsexton asked: I am worried that my knowledge of some of your lives will cause me to say something creepy about something you forgot you told us.
...and spiders. Cuz lets face it, they are scary all the time.
...and spiders. Cuz lets face it, they are scary all the time.
gdub asked: I can barely handle it.
marleymarley asked: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR. WHAT DO I PACK? IS IT GOING TO RAIN? IS MY POLYESTER LEISURE SUIT GOING TO BE BACK FROM THE CLEANERS IN TIME?
davislove asked: I'm a little nervous just for the sheer size of the group. And of course I worry that I won't get to meet the handful of people that I look forward to meeting. But for the most part, I'm pretty excited.
brokenlinksucka-deactivated2010 asked: I talk too much.
And I should come equipped with an external volume control.
And I should come equipped with an external volume control.
Anonymous asked: harraton: Noone knows who I am, and we'll have to find things to awkwardly talk about before someone makes an excuse to move on to talk to someone else they actually already know.
-1984-deactivated20120416 asked: Not sure if this is a confessional as much as it is a 'what to expect' for you all.
I am very tall. When I went to CHSH it was hard not to imagine y'all as littl'uns to ok I'm bored with all these apostrophes, but I you get the idea.
I'm a lot younger than most of you expect as well. Just turned 26.
My favorite drink is...
I am very tall. When I went to CHSH it was hard not to imagine y'all as littl'uns to ok I'm bored with all these apostrophes, but I you get the idea.
I'm a lot younger than most of you expect as well. Just turned 26.
My favorite drink is...
kellydeal asked: I *am* freaking out.
Freaking out because I'm worried I'm a little *too* awesome and on one will want to hang out with me because I just radiate awesomeness and quite frankly, it's pretty intimidating. That and the smell. Don't worry, you get used to it.
Freaking out because I'm worried I'm a little *too* awesome and on one will want to hang out with me because I just radiate awesomeness and quite frankly, it's pretty intimidating. That and the smell. Don't worry, you get used to it.
vermiciousknid asked: It's a week away and I still have yet to figure out where I'll be staying. And I'm uber excited to meet a million people I follow who all they know about me is that I heart things on tumblr constantly. Also, I just used the word 'uber' unironically. Which either makes me a terrible person or else a teenage girl or else unabashedly gay.
mrsbadcrumble asked: Oh man, the name thing and the writer thing and the chubby thing and the not drinking thing and the...well, not the forehead thing, unless you're staring at my tiny twohead, but yes - all of this. I also hope it doesn't segregate into "people who've already met" and "people who haven't", since that's the natural thing to do. Also, earthquakes. And...
kcmay-deactivated20101026 asked: 1. Half of me is super-jelluz that I am not going to be a part of this event, because there are so many of you I really just want to meet, shake hands, hug tightly, pull hair, sit on your lap, drink out of your glass, and take goofy pictures of myself with your camera.
2. The other half of me is a little (lot) relieved that I'm NOT going, because I won't have to deal with...
2. The other half of me is a little (lot) relieved that I'm NOT going, because I won't have to deal with...
froggeek asked: Sometimes I get unintentional crushes. And it shows when I stand up.
essdogg asked: I am a "writer," which in my case means that whatever online wit I have is tempered by the fact that I've had at least a few seconds to compose my thoughts to get there. In small-talk, the result is that I'm not always quick on my feet, which in turn means I come off as an idiot quite frequently. Get ready!
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I’m afraid nobody will recognize me because I’m chubbier than I look in my pictures and I’ll have to answer your blank looks by sucking in my cheeks and doing an impromptu myspace angle pose. I’m also afraid I might hug some of you so hard I crush you. But seriously, the fat thing. I’m freaked out a little.
Submitted by ladawn
i'm scared
everyone will find out i’m partipating in a circle jerk that yells all over tumblr about how open and accepting it is but in the end blasts people with piss if they’re not a part of the Cool Kids Club. grow up.
Submitted by Up Yours
Ed. Note: I prefer to blast people with feces, and not anonymously. But that’s just me.
Technical Note: When you submit “anonymously,”...
Confessions for San Francisco:
paulewogblog:
I don’t drink. I just post about drinking a lot to make myself look cool.
I don’t like people named Dave.
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i don’t drink as much as i let you think i do.
Submitted by rinaedin
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I'm not perfect
Submitted by yayaa:
I choose what I put on the internet. You know to keep things mildly entertaining. But I’m BO-RING in person. Hence, why I like the internet - keeping things fake since Al Gore.
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Well NOW what do I wear???
Submitted by jollilama
For about six-and-a-half minutes there, I suddently felt like a pretty cool dude in my everyday cargo pants. Now I’m worried I’m going to look just like another @sween clone. Well, minus the funny part, anyway.
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Submitted by rinaedin:
I don’t think very many people follow me, or know who I am.. so I’ll probably end up hanging out with the same three people all weekend.
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My baggage
submitted by wifeoftj
I am afraid people will stare at my giant forehead and teeth.
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I Forget Names
It’s a problem. I forget the names of people I’ve known for decades. Coworkers. Relatives. Pets. Those circuits in my brain just don’t connect properly. So this whole thing about not only remembering people’s real names but also their fake names? It’s really freaking me out.
submitted by essdogg